The subscribe button was INCREDIBLY SHINY! I clicked it

POGGGGG

Wow he's getting canceled for the dumbest shit years ago

I would like to join your crusade I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen soon...

Wow what a trick you used from boats to troll me.beast

Please hyperx skyblock new video

Money pog

wweeee

a humanoid pig sings to wit lowry in a monotone voice

u inturupted :(

Techno: Dies Me: Soooo you do die

Notice me Techno.

Petition for techno to do skywars episodes again. day 1

Hello Dave

I love the Techno-Ranboo duo so much >

Hello my first subscribed youtuber

at that point techno has more plot armor than ranboo

Again Techno should be a totem My Idea: Eye Of The Totem Pros: Natrually regenerates with golden hearts (similar to a non-enchanted golden apple) Absorption V That can absorb wither effect And creeper blasts (Lasts for 1 Minute ,15 second cooldown) Piglins , Piglin Brutes are friendly (Even if mining gold or looting chests) Deals more damage after using absorption effect Has instant smelt and Fortune 3 when mining gold and emerald Has infinite Ender Chests no other players can open/access(once closed goes back in inventory Cons: If you get bad omen it acts like a poison and deals hearts over time Vindicators , And Evokers deal more damage than usual Can only sleep if no mobs are within a 35 block radius Two less normal hearts than an average player lava does twice the amount of damage than usual (Depending on armor) Takes damage in night if not wearing helmet (opposite of Phantom Origin) Spawns in mansion Hope u enjoy this idea!

Techno, wouldn't it have been better if your normal skin was the first layer, and the disguise was the 2nd, chubby layer? The skin you would want people to see would look the same, and the disguise would still camouflage even if it looked chubby.

I love how when he said he was going to China he was in Japan😂

Dream is better

Congratulations for 7 million before

yes 7MILLION WOOOOOOOOO thanks for being my favorite youtuber

Hey techno are you a girl 👀🤨 cause I searched up on google that are you a girl or boy and it’s showed a short video saying that you would eat for 12 hours and sleep for 12 hours so are you a girl🤨🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨🤨🤨 are you pregnant cause that’s wahh you said

6:25

Wow an upload :O

sad techno

smp earth but mr beast joined

Origin SMP idea: American: Resistant to explosions and fall damage, but increased knockback from them. Shovels do more damage and crit when you hit someone while you are in the air with them. You gain an ability that will blow yourself up, but will kill literally everyone around you. You can cause an explosion where you look that doesn't damage blocks, but will damage players. It's cool down will be lowered while not standing on a block. You also get increased momentum, and most importantly you have to constantly be wearing the turtle helmet to cover your eyes. Hopefully this combines two pieces of your nostalgia.

Techo should make a vid stabbing bedrock player that would be cool

Wildcat my child hood dies 😔

Techno:son.... im dying son:i will kill you fast techno:... son trying to attack. techno stabs son techno:not even close

Let me just say techno never dies baby!!!!!

Please upload more maybe 1 a week

UnKnown SlaYer

Hace 4 horas

No

Technoblade, I need some advice. How do I deal with bullies? They haven’t hurt me yet physically. But I’ve told the teachers and they keep it up. It also gets worse. Please give me some advice. I don’t want to hurt anybody either.

QuackYeest

Hace 5 horas

i aint techno but, tell an adult, or an principle and your parents, give the names of your bullies to your parents and the principle

Techno can’t die he survived a nuke none can’t kill techno

Still loving the consistent uploads

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Techno: "Don't laugh." Me: *_Already wheezing_*

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

Imagine wanting a $10000 fridge

LaserQuaser wants revenge

Techno in dream smp you should get a pig put a saddle on the pig and name it "THE PIG HORSE".

Blood for the blood God 💉

techno be like _"as sun tzu once said fetus deletus"_

9m on this video POG

Wild cat is a pig with a hat and techno is a pig with a crown

When u revise that technoblade has 69.6 million subs (Hehe 69)

tecnoblade is THE MEAR OF HYPIXEL SCYBLOCK

Techno blade should make a merch

What IED like to say is is that you,ll never catch me alive.

I love how mrbeast says how much he took the game seriously when its 10,00$

If u let me in the dream smp I will be channel sub

Did i really have it in me, to sacrifice two of my peers for a measly refrigerator? "yes"

No one likes you dream is way better than you just give up and dream should of won the hundred thousand dollars

Princess Doc

Hace 4 horas

Listen kid, they split the money and are currently good friends. Even if this comment is a form of joke or troll, you should never demoralize a person who isn't actively trying to hurt people. If you don't like them just because they aren't someone else then you can leave.

6.96M SUBS POOOOG

He did take it sooooooo seriously like more then ever

69.6 million subskribers

Does Techno even know he has 6.96 subs

we literally see in the first minute at 0:40 that he will choose wither for origins bruh

6.96M subs lol

Techno needs to get merch

wildcat: falls off the edge of earth flat earthers: EaRtH iS fLaT

Please

Technoblade can I know how to get your skin

Your voice is really good for like Narratoring it’s really good

Make a origins smp video

Hello Dave

Wtf i just watch the first min of this on tiktok

What your number

techno be like 1:00 is the safest place when it's the most dangerous place in the world

I littraly died wheezing when techno said that he'd actually sabutatage two ppl lmaoooo

40k to 7 million

Not even close baby technoblade never dies

6.96 million subs

Nice narrating

Wait is this how bold works No

Sorry

techno the pig is going to be in my fridge

Techno with no brim

Remember “training my 5 year old sister to kill people” Yessir

hey technoblade congrats on 6.9mil subscribers. nice

please pin me

at the time I'm writing this tecnos sub count is 6.96M subs